This one's also about a dream...

I'll not turn this one into a song. But this was a fun dream.

I'll call it...

Enniskillen, a Tiger and Warren

So I was back in Enniskillen again last night. In my dream that is. Only this time it was looking pretty much normal. Me and Aggy were walking down the Dublin Road. Just along were the Model School is. And there we bumb into Warren. Warren is working. This time he has got a job just walking about the place making sure everyone is doing ok. The perfect job for Warren I think.

So as we're talking, this couple approach Warren and ask him for directions to Glengormley. The man says he and his girlfriend/wife are going there for the weekend because its valentines day weekend. How romantic. Glengormley.

Now we all know how to get to Belfast pretty well but none of us are too sure about how to get to Glengormley. So we jump into Chris's car where he rather convienently has a sat nav. Me, Aggy and Warren sit in the back. Man shotgun and woman driver seat. So we're working at this sat nav trying to find Glengormley. Unfortunately for us, none of us can spell Glengormley which makes things rather difficult. Its then that the man says he knows how to get to Glengormley from Belfast. He's just not sure how to get to Belfast. I tell him.

So all is well and the man jumps out of the car goes into his own. Now it must be noted that his girlfriend/wife is blonde. And not just in hair colour. For whatever reason she now thinks that Chris's car is hers and drives off. We just sit there in the back going hmm. So she drives up the road a bit past the Killy and then comes to a road bloack. A branch is blocking the road. This is strange. But not quite as strange as all the cars parked round in a big circle with a tiger sitting in the middle of it all.

The silly woman obviously fails to see any of this. So she jumps out of the car and starts moving the branch. This gets the tigers attention who then makes for her. Then some man comes out of nowhere and pushes her into a car and takes on the tiger. I'd like to say at this point I jumped out of the car and gave him a hand. I didn't. I sat in the car taking photos of the wrestling match that followed. Man v tiger. Might make some money selling these to a paper I think.

Not sure what happened the man. But the tiger did get a good chunk of his arm. Then a Focus races into the circle, the shotgun window goes down and a rifle points out. Bam the tiger is hit. With a dart. And that was that.

What a great dream.

Heres a fun picture.

Look how happy that dog looks. Its insane. Crazy dog. Grumpy cats...